Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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