im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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