Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Two words: nipple clamps
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