ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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