If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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