I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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