Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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