If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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