Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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