Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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