I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
