I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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