Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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