return my video game
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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