I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
My feet surprised me
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