Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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