Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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