how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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