I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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