One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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