Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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