so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Dear god my vagina.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
