I don't remember. Are we still dating?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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