so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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