So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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