Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
my being single is dangerous.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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