Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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