Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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