You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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