stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Lo siento on account of my penis...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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