You really coming over, don't trick.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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