sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I have aggressive nipples.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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