I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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