Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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