This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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