You work out of a Hotel?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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