Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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