their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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