all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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