So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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