Your dad touched me again.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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