Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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