drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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