I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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