Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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