I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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