he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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