Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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