Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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