I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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